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Friday, August 23, 2013

JOKES;A mom, a dad, & their child

A mom, a dad, & their child went into the house.
Mom wanted to take a shower so the little girl ask to take one with her.
mom of course said yes but told her not to look down.
the little girl ended up lookin’ down anyway. “mommy, Whats that?”
mom replied “ooh tha’s my garage!”
& “Whats those things up there?”
mom again replied nervously “Those are my headlights!”
Later that night, the little girl ask to take a shower with her dad. her father said “yes” as long as she didnt look down.
& so she did!
“dad, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?” , pointing between his legs…
“uum… that is my rattle snake”
when ready for bed, the little girl ask to sleep with them because she was scared of the storm.
Of course, both parents agreed.
In the middle of the night, the little girl woke up screamin’ “mommy …mommy…turn your headlights on, daddy’s rattle snake’s in your garage!”



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